SEMI-TRUCKS HELP WITH SUICIDAL MAN
Yay, truckers!
BUNNY RANCH BROTHEL NOW ACCEPTING BITCOIN
Always on top of the latest things.
THE GUY WHO WAS BITTEN BY A SHARK, AND ATTACKED BY A BEAR
Some guys have all the luck.
MAN BATTERS BOYFRIEND WITH BILLY BASS FISH
Bitchy AND kitschy.
PENN STATE UNIVERSITY BANS OUTDOOR CLUB FROM GOING OUTDOORS
Too dangerous, say the lawyers.
FIRST FULL MALE GENITAL TRANSPLANT
The private’s new privates.
WALMART TESTS OUT NEW DRESS CODE
Jeans! Non-white shirts!
FAMILY OFFERS $500 REWARD FOR LOST TEDDY BEAR
Snowflake needs her teddy.
SCHOOL WON'T LET LITTLE GIRL HAVE A "BEST FRIEND"
Not ‘inclusive’ enough.