MCDONALD’S MCRIB LAWSUIT
Wait’ll they examine the milkshakes.
SPEEDING DRIVER CRASHES THROUGH FENCE, IS EJECTED INTO POOL
Making a splash.
FIREWOOD COMPANY BURNS
Up in smoke.
NAKED FLORIDA MAN ROBS MEAT MARKET
He loined his lesson.
FREAK ACCIDENT IN MCDONALD’S DRIVE THRU
Went for breakfast, now he’s toast.
MOUNTAIN RESCUE JUST SENDS UP A DRONE
Can I see a menu?
NAKED MAN TERRORIZES HOBBY LOBBY
And I hollered, “‘Don’t look, Ethel!’ But it was too late – she done been incensed.”
PRIVATE PLANE LANDS ITSELF
“Does anybody know how to land an airplane?” Doesn’t matter anymore!