INTERNET OUTAGE CAUSED SMART BEDS TO GO HAYWIRE
Sleep like a log – a log in a fireplace.
MAN KILLED BY BURIAL VAULT
Death by death container.
WILD BEAR GOES TO THE ZOO
Bear left.
DISNEY BUILDING RESIDENTIAL COMMUNITIES
Real Mickey Mouse construction.
AUDIO: CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT AGAINST SQUEAKY SNEAKER COMPANY
It’s a feature, not a bug.
CHARMIN INTRODUCES GIANT TOILET PAPER ROLL
Makes a great conversation piece.
JET HIT BY “FALLING SPACE DEBRIS”
Well, flack me.
MUSEUM ASKS FOR CREEPY DOLLS
This is how you get Annabelle.
PICKLEBALL OF DEATH
Eye-yi-yi.