AMUSEMENT PARK VANDALS SURRENDER TO POLICE
Tom Hanks needs to kick some ass.
FIGHTING DEER CRASH THROUGH WINDOW INTO BASEMENT
A night in the ruts.
WAYMO TAKING SELF-DRIVING TAXIS TO THE HIGHWAY
What can go wrong? Please limit your answer to 100 words.
CONDUCTOR TELLS KIDS TO GO AHEAD, CRAWL UNDER STOPPED TRAIN
Train up a child.
FLORIDA MAN JUMPS OUT OF MOVING CAR, LEAVES BEHIND WIFE & THREE KIDS
Going out for cigarettes?
INSANE WIFE KILLER TO PLAY SANTA AT PUBLIC EVENT
It’s okay, he’s on his meds.
U.S. MINT STAMPS OUT THE LAST PENNY
Goodbye common cents.
FLORIDA WOMAN SPEEDS TO GET TO PIZZA SHOP BEFORE IT CLOSED
The 107 mph pizza.
THE APPLE iPHONE SOCK POCKET
Sock it to me.