DUI SUSPECT DRANK WINE, JUST LIKE JESUS
Or so she says.
ROBBER TAKES PEANUT BUTTER, WINDOW SCREEN
Something here doesn’t mesh.
BRIDE LOSES BET; HUSBAND WEARS EAGLES JERSEY AT WEDDING
Eagles won the Super Bowl.
AUDIO: WOMAN HAD METH IN HER ACCORDION
Not a euphemism.
VERMONT WILL PAY YOU TO LIVE THERE
(Some restrictions apply)
MAN MOONS JUDGE, IS JAILED FOR CONTEMPT
Knight of the full moon.
HAWAII: VACATION PARADISE (NEVER MIND THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT)
Tourist bookings are down. Go figure.
WOMAN TRIES TO REMOVE BOYFRIEND'S TESTICLES
Unsuccesfully.
MEAT-SCENTED CANDLES
For Dad.