BOY SCOUTS NOW NOT MANLY ENOUGH FOR THE SECRETARY OF WAR
We’re about to attack Venezuela, and he’s picking on the Boy Scouts.
CAMPBELL’S EXEC KNOCKS THE SOUP
The chicken soup comes home to roost.
ENTIRE MOTORSPORTS HALL OF FAME BOARD FIRED
They kept taking all the cars for themselves.
AUDIO: VINCE THE SHAM-WOW GUY IS RUNNING FOR OFFICE
That sounds about right these days.
MAN BUYS REJECTED LOTTERY TICKET, WINS $1 MILLION
What a lucky man he was.
SOLID GOLD TOILET SELLS AT AUCTION
Believe it or not.
VALET TAKES CAR ON A JOYRIDE TO GET BURGER
But it was so funny in “Ferris Buelller.”
MISSOURI JUDGE FIRED FOR WEARING ELVIS WIG
Circuit Judge off the circuit, now in home residency.
HEINZ LEFTOVER GRAVY IN A BOTTLE
Squeezable.
OPERATION NAUGHTY NAME
Bow chicka wow wow.