SUCCESSFULLY ACTIVATED CLASSIC EDITOR PLUGIN
You betcha.
KIDS WRITE NASTY OBITUARY FOR MOM WHO ABANDONED THEM
“This world is a better place without her.”
BEAR CAUGHT WITH WAFFLE BAIT
Does a bear crepe in the woods?
SHEBOYGEN SERIAL TOILET CLOGGER CAPTURED
Citizens relieved.
COUPLE MAKES DEODORANT OUT OF WHISKEY
Pit Liquor.
CAR WASH WORKER DRIVES OFF WITH CAR
A clean getaway.
WOMAN STAGES HER OWN SON'S DUI SCENE
Stuck him behind the wheel, passed out.
TEACHER WHO FED PUPPY TO TURTLE CHARGED
Science is cool, er, cruel, kids.