FRISBEE GOLFER ATTACKED BY HAMMERHEAD SHARK FROM THE SKY
This is not a boat accident!
TEXAS BILL WOULD FORCE CHANGE TO DORITOS, M&M’S, MORE
Not for human consumption.
COPS CALLED ON DISHEVELED DAD
Slob story.
WOMAN SUES OVER HOT DRAGON BALLS
Hot damn.
MAN STEALS, GETS OFF ON, POOL FLOATS
Whatever floats your boat.
ROLLERBLADING ROBBER
Cheap skate.
WOMAN STEALS FROM GRAVES, DECORATES YARD
Grave consequences.
BOBCAT IN LIVING ROOM
Our laser pointers are useless against it.