AMISH MAN ARRESTED FOR BUI
Blew through a stop sign.
HIGH SCHOOL THREATENS $1,030 FINE FOR CHEERING GRADUATES
Sit down, shut up, and clap when we tell you.
ANGRY CUSTOMER LEAVES CABLE TV EMPLOYEE STRANDED IN LIFT BUCKET
After an argument.
HOUSTON STORM DRAIN PROGRAM HACKED BY SEX TOY MAKER
It only takes one bad actor.
WOMAN ATTACKED BY DAZED, VAGRANT OWL
Owls are jerks.
WOMAN BRINGS HOME LITTER OF BABY BOBCATS
Thought they were kittens.
OFFICER SHOOTS GROUNDHOG CROSSING THE ROAD
It was tying up traffic.
MAN HITS HIS MOTHER WITH A LIGHT SABER
One of several from his collection.