SNAKE OWNER SPILLS COBRAS, IS BITTEN
Hey, little Cobra!
NEW GIRL SCOUT COOKIE REVEALED
Exploremores!
MAN DRIVES CAR INTO THE GRAND CANYON
Retrievel Knievel.
SUSPECT HIDING IN REFRIGERATOR
Cops put the Ki-Bosch on THAT guy.
NURSE RESCUES BABY RACCOON WITH CPR
Peach gobbler.
WOMAN’S CAR FLOATED INTO NO PARKING ZONE, GETS TICKETS
This was not a boating accident.
ELDERLY HIKER RESCUED BY TROOP OF BOY SCOUTS
That’s worth, like, at least seven badges, right?
STRANGER LIVING IN COUPLE’S CRAWL SPACE
He had furniture.