FLORIDA MAN DRIVES FLAMING CAR DOWN HIGHWAY
Hot Wheels.
ASSAULT WITH PORK CHOP
How many Florida food assaults cant here be in one day?
MAN WITH A HARP JUMPS INTO RIVER
Strung out.
MOONSHINER BUSTED
Still and all.
DE-ICING FLUID SOAKS A PASSENGER INSIDE A JET
Pack a wetsuit.
BUS DRIVER GOES ROGUE
Where’s Sandra Bullock when you need her?
THE QUESO-SYRUP-MILK VANDAL
School daze.
THE WINDIEST CITY
Suck it, Chicago.
INTERNET HOAX: THE DAY GRAVITY WILL TURN OFF FOR 7 SECONDS
“We all float down here.” – Robert “Pennywise” Gray