FLORIDA GOVERNOR CANDIDATE’S LITERACY CAMPAIGN HAS A SPELLING ERROR
Potatoe.
FLORIDA MAN PRETENDS TO BE A LAWYER
I think most of them do anyway.
LEGO THIEF GETS 45 YEARS
Guy’s a few bricks shy of a load.
YOU COULD WIN A FREE JEEP WRANGLER*
* some restrictions apply.
70 TEEN GIRLS RESCUED FROM TOWN SEWERS
Worst field trip ever.
DRIVER TRAPPED IN CAR BY FALLING DEER
For deer life.
MOM ALLOWS DAUGHTER TO DRIVE, GETS RUN OVER
Them’s the brakes.
SCAMMER GETS PAID OFF IN CHOCOLATE GOLD COINS
Foiled again!
MAN SETS WOMEN’S PANTIES DEPARTMENT ON FIRE
Burning sensation.