THREE FLORIDA MEN PELT WAFFLE HOUSE WITH BEEF STICKS
The jerky boys!
MUSICIAN WANTED FOR BOOKING, CANCELING GIGS
Morrissey, is that you?
TOASTED CHILDREN SYNDROME
Mmmmmm….toasted.
FLORIDA MAN CUTS THROUGH WALL INTO NEIGHBOR’S APARTMENT
Florida Man, Kool-Aid Man, same difference.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES FOR DOGS
Finally, you don’t have to share your Girl Scout cookies with your dog.
US OPEN SMELLS LIKE SEWAGE
No love for this tennis tournament.
MISSING MAN IN CIVIL WAR UNIFORM
He’s gone. Gone with the wind.
MAN WINS $1 MILLION ON BIRTHDAY GIFT LOTTERY TICKET
Serves the cheap-ass gift-giver right.
SUSPECT FOUND HIDING IN DOG HOUSE
A shaggy dog story.