AUDIO: LAWYER CALLS APPELLATE JUDGE “HONEY”
Don’t you find me appealing?
DRUNK DRIVER FALLS ASLEEP ON POLICE CAR
DUI was ZZZzzzzzz.
DO NOT DISTURB THE MATING MANATEES
Oh the huge mana…you know the rest.
MONTANA MAN ROBS BANK OF ONE DOLLAR
Nice work, buckaroo.
JUDGE SCOLDS DEFENDANT WEARING “WORLD’S BEST FARTER” T-SHIRT
Odor in the court?
THOUSANDS OF NINTENDO SWITCH 2 CONSOLES STOLEN OUT OF SEMI TRUCK
Game stopped at GameStop.
TWO ROBBERS STEAL QUARTERS
Change partners.
SHOT SUSPECT COMPLIMENTS POLICE ON THEIR ACCURACY
How’s my shootin’?
MAN MARRIED WITHOUT KNOWING IT
So THAT explains the dishes in the sink.