THE MAN WHO SHOT RONALD REAGAN WANTS TO START A BAND
But no touring.
AUDIO: TALLYWACKERS – THE HOOTERS FOR WOMEN
A new Texas restaurant is opening that promises to do for women what Hooters does for men. Tallywackers is a bar and restaurant slated to open in May in Dallas’ Oak Lawn neighborhood. The all-male waitstaff will be dressed in not much more than pairs of tight briefs. The founder of Tallywackers conceived of the…
STUCK DRIVER LIGHTS SIGNAL FIRE
It did not turn out well.
TEEN IN FAKE SUICIDE VEST ASKS GIRL TO PROM
She said yes.
TRUCKER TRADES RIG FULL OF LUNCH MEAT FOR CRACK
It was “inadvertent”.
BANK ROBBER USED FAKE BEARD OVER HIS REAL BEARD
That old trick.
ARRESTED WOMAN ATTEMPTS TO EAT POLICE CAR
Alcohol was involved.
EMBRYONIC TWIN FOUND IN WOMAN'S BRAIN
Found “with bone, hair and teeth.”
MAN ATTACKED BY BEAR, TWICE
Same place, four years apart.
MAN SHOOTS TROUBLED COMPUTER
Dude, it was a Dell.