WORKER DIES IN BUMBLE BEE TUNA FACTORY ACCIDENT
Cooked in an industrial oven with tons of tuna.
COURT RULES THAT DISNEY MUST PROVIDE CLEAN COSTUMES
Rashes, scabies and ringworm.
MAN SPOTS HIS STOLEN TRUCK IN REAR-VIEW MIRROR
It had been stolen from him earlier that morning.
COLLEGE PROFESSOR FAILS ENTIRE CLASS FOR BEING OUT OF CONTROL
“They couldn’t do some of the most simple and basic things they should have been able to do.”
DORITOS ROULETTE COMING TO THE U.S.
One out of every six chips is super spicy.
SISTERS STUCK IN SNOW, SURVIVE ON GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
Girl Scout Cookies and cheese puffs.
TOY BLOCKS SPELL OUT DIRTY WORD
S-H-I-Double hockey sticks.
ABERCROMBIE & FITCH NOW HIRING LESS-ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE
Now that sales are falling.
THIEF STEALS ENTIRE ICE CREAM COOLER FROM CONVENIENCE STORE
While the clerk slept.
NORTH AMERICAN MANURE EXPO LOOKING FOR SLOGANS
Winner will get a T-shirt.