SLEEPING COUPLE IN HOTEL FINDS FLORIDA MAN UNDER THE BED
Double-and-a-half occupancy.
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON HAS 9 TIMES MORE COYOTES THAN THE NORTHERN WOODS
Howl is this possible?
BABY FORMULA CRIME RING
Whoa, baby!
TEXAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL FINAL SCORE: 105-14
But the game wasn’t as close as it appears.
MINNESOTA DRUG DEALER OFFERED REWARDS CARD
Psychedelic travel points, baby!
THEFT SUSPECT RUNS OUT OF STORE RIGHT INTO COP
Easiest bust ever.
CANDY CORN PERFUME
If you wear it, you’ll get snickers.
HOMEOWNER FINED FOR GROWING VEGETABLES IN HIS FRONT YARD
It’s kind of a corny story.
MAN APOLOGIZES, THEN DROPS PANTS
A sorry sight.