DRUNK MAN ATTEMPTS TO MAKE A CALL ON HIS SHOE
Get smart, buddy.
MAN ATTACKS COUPLE FOR TURNING OFF THEIR WI-FI, WHICH HE WAS USING
The nerve of some people.
MAYOR FIRES ENTIRE POLICE FORCE FOR HURTING HIS WIFE’S FEELINGS
Help wanted: sycophants.
COUPLE FINED $1 MILLION FOR CUTTING DOWN PROTECTED TREES
He’s a lumberjack, and he’s not o.k.
TWO ALLIGATORS FIGHTING ON THE LANAI
Note to self: mesh screening does not stop alligators.
COUPLE BARBECUES NEIGHBOR’S DRONE
Flight risk.