WOMAN STUCK IN AIRPLANE LAVATORY
Yes, it was a Boeing. Next question?
ELECTION FRAUD! SCHOOL PRINCIPAL RIGS CLASS PRESIDENT VOTE
Who rigs a 6th grade election?
ELON MUSK SHOWS OFF FLYING, SPINNING CAR
It’s the newest way to die!
HOT AIR BALLOONIST STEALS APPLE FROM ORCHARD, FARMER ANGRY
Someone’s full of hot air.
WOMAN ARRESTED FOR BLOCKING DELIVERY ROBOT
Philadelphia, birthplace of a revolution.
WOMAN FINDS COW TOOTH IN HER TACO
Food that bites back.
GETAWAY DRIVER LEAVES EARLY
Perhaps he misunderstood the concept.
CRUEL PUBLIC STEALS BOY SCOUTS’ FIREWOOD
There is no scout’s honor anymore.
FLORIDA MAN DOES IT ALL
Guns, drugs, hot car, Miami.