SHELTER DOG SPEAKS SPANISH
¡Deja de follarme la pierna!
BRITISH SOCCER FANS DRINK 5,000 BEERS AT DALLAS BAR
“Amateurs.” – Scotland
THE REFLECTING POOL IS A-PEELING
Dirty pool.
GUNPOWDER IN A BLENDER EXPLODES
The more you know. 🌠🌈
HARVARD IS THE BESTEST UNIVERSITY
A guide to hire learning. (not a typo)
NUDIST RESORT HOLDS 5K
Bare right.
“AS IS” HOME CONTAINS THREE SKELETONS
Bet he didn’t find them in the living room.
COUPLE CHARGED WITH FEEDING VULTURES
Buzzard beater.
MAN SHOOT SELF, SCREAMS, NEIGHBORS THINK, “MEH, IT’S NORMAL”
“It was normal for them.”
SIGN UP NOW FOR THE FLORIDA PYTHON CHALLENGE
Wakey, wakey, time for snakey.