4-YEAR-OLD GENIUS ACCEPTED INTO MENSA
A literal smarty-pants.
DISPATCH DETAILS DEMONIC DETECTIVE’S DEATH, DENIES DEVIL DOLL DONE IT
Annabelle is in the clear.
NEW JERSEY MAN BREAKDANCES HIS QUESTION TO THE TOWN COUNCIL
Dancing about architecture.
SUSPECT ESCAPES FROM MUD BATH
Police hit pay dirt.
MAN LOCATES STOLEN LUGGAGE, THIEF WEARING HIS CLOTHES
At least he found clothesure.
MAN CRASHES CAR INTO TWO HOUSES TRYING TO RUN OVER EX-GIRLFRIEND
I don’t suppose couseling would have helped here.
MAN WANTS HIS $150,000 ENGAGEMENT RING BACK FROM EX-FIANCEE
He should have got it at Jared.
MAN TRIES TO PULL BIKINI BARISTA THROUGH DRIVE-UP WINDOW
Do you want fries with me?