COUPLE ARRESTED FOR WALMART SILLY STRING FIGHT

A couple entered a Walmart in Ludington, Michigan, and commenced to get in a Silly String fight. The two emptied multiple cans of the Silly String – which comes out of an aerosol can – in multiple aisles of the store, according to Mason County Sheriff Kim C. Cole. When employees of the store demanded the couple pay for the cans they used, they left. A sheriff’s deputy responded, nabbing the couple nearby and throwing them in jail for retail fraud. Free on bond are Samantha Christiansen, 26, and Derek Gomez, 24, both of Muskegon. “They’re certainly old enough to know better,” Sheriff Cole said.
* I don’t know. George W. Bush was 56 when he invaded Iraq, and he sure didn’t know better.
* Mel Gibson was 50 when he went on that drunken rant about Jews.
* Kevin James was 50 when he made “Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2”.
* Come on. They were just acting silly.
* Free on bond? It sounds like the sheriff is stringing them along.
* Either they’re just starting a wild love affair or they’re a little drunk or both.
* It’s not The String Cheese Incident, but it’s close.
* Relax. In the history of bad things that have happened at a Walmart, this is pretty mild.
* It sure beats having your butt super-glued to a restroom toilet seat.
* We’re talking about a town of around 8,000 so after you go hunting and fishing a few dozen times, you try stuff like this.
* Here’s more about Ludington, Michigan from Wikipedia: There’s a ferry to Wisconsin called the SS Badger and one popular pastime in town is to watch it come into port.
* Are you starting to get the picture?