COMPETITIVE SWIMMER BITTEN BY SHARK
Not a boating accident.
SPERM RACING COMPANY RAISES $75 MILLION
There’s a lot of movement on the backstretch.
PECKISH PRICK PROVES POINT, PARTAKES PET PEACOCK PAIR
Florida Man logic.
TEXAS TEACHER FEEDS KITTY TO CLASS SNAKE
Why aren’t our kids learning?
DOORDASH DRIVER CALLS COPS ON STRANGE DELIVERY
Trash bags, zip ties, bleach and a hatchet.
EX-COP STEALS CRIME STOPPERS FUNDS
Isn’t it ironic.
GUINEA PIGS STOLEN FROM SANCTUARY
Pigs take wing.
JUDGE TOSSES REESE’S PEANUT BUTTER PUMPKIN LAWSUIT
Hershey says, “Kiss off.”
THE GREAT ILLINOIS SNAKE MIGRATION
It’ssss ssssomething to sssssee.