BURGLARIZED COFFEE SHOP ISSUES FORGIVING NOTE
” We hope that your child got extra special food to eat.”
SHAKING MAN CLAIMS HE WAS TURNING INTO THE HULK
Except for not turning green.
AUDIO: CAR CALLS 911 ON HIT-AND-RUN DRIVER
“Your car wouldn’t call us unless there had been an accident.”
COOKIE WAR: PEPPERIDGE FARM SUES TRADER JOE'S
Over Milanos.
MAN CRAWLS UNDER RESTROOM STALL, TELLS LADY HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX
Quite the charmer!
GUY SORT-OF CHEATS ON HIS WIFE
Oh, puh-lease!
EYE DOC TAKES OUT BOGUS LOANS TO FUND LAVISH LIFESTYLE FOR GIRLFRIEND
Apartment, cars, casinos…the works.
WALMART WORKER FIRED FOR HESITATING TO TURN OVER FOUND MONEY
The owner was looking for it.
ENTIRE POLICE FORCE QUITS BECAUSE OF NEW MAYOR
She wants a little too much control.