THE BIKINI BURGLAR

She’s in her late 30s, around 5 feet, 5 inches tall, and she’s been robbing houses in the Los Angeles area … in a bikini. Police have released several images taken from security cameras of the woman, wearing a green bikini top and yellow bottoms, as she peers into the glass door of one home and enters and walks around. She has taken unspecified items during two home invasions on June 4, one a locked house in Lancaster, north of L.A., and another home six miles away in Lake Hughes, later the same day. Witnesses say the woman was seen leaving the scene in a tan colored sedan.
* Now this is more like it!
* Hey, we’ve got another movie for Jessica Alba here.
* Maybe Blake Lively should have skipped the shark movie and gone with this.
* She’s invading homes and she’s also invading my fantasies.
* This is where you want a bunch of copycat criminals.
* Of course, she’s stealing from houses. The poor thing doesn’t even have any clothes to wear.