SCHOOL BANS THE WORD "PLEASE"
No-nonsense nurturing.
MAN ATTACKS MOM AFTER HER DOG ATE HIS POT
And he hit her with a pair of pants.
LAWSUIT CLAIMS EOS LIP BALM CAUSES BLISTERS, SORES
Other than that, it works great.
ROBBER SAYS "MEET ME TOMORROW WITH MORE MONEY"
And that’s where is plan went wrong.
MAN ROBS BANK WITH A BIBLE
Thou shalt not, right?
AUDIO: WAFFLE HOUSE EMPLOYEES DOING HAIR IN THE KITCHEN
One girl dipped her hair down into a pot.
MAN STEALS MONEY FROM BUDDHIST MONK
It was the monk’s lottery ticket money.