NAKED MAN TAKES OVER TIMES SQUARE

A naked, crazy-hot man took over New York’s Times Square for about an hour Thursday morning. The man, identified as Krit McClean – a professional male model – started his show at about 8 a.m., climbing to the top of the red staircase in Duffy Square completely naked. He screamed, “Donald Trump, where are you!” along with obscenities. He also screamed out, “I love fashion, it’s taught me so much!” and also proclaimed he’s a virgin and loves his mom. As police tried to talk him down, the man blew kisses to the crowd, performed a chicken dance and crudely taunted officers. Police quickly blew up a giant airbag below in case the man decided to jump from the 16-foot-tall staircase popular with tourists. He did – but narrowly missed the massive airbag. He was taken to Bellevue Hospital with minor injuries in stable condition. His condition was unclear.
* That’s the new “Where’s My Costume Elmo?” Times Square character.
* You could see his Bronx and his Yonkers.
* (Sigh) It’s always a naked MAN.
* You know what part of New York was most excited by this? Queens.
* There are a lot of photos of this guy on the internet, but the ones I’ve seen are, as they say, prix-ilated.
* A naked man screaming in Times Square. Or, as New York City calls it: Thursday.
* (Reference to story from last week) Some people sing the National Anthem at the Lincoln Memorial for publicity. Other people try something else.
* Maybe this guy doesn’t have a good singing voice.
* He was up there stark naked by 8 a.m.? Sounds like an early riser.
* Maybe it was the premiere of a new show – “Naked and Unafraid”.
* How does Donald Trump manage to get mentioned in so many news stories?
* The guy missed the massive airbag? So are they still talking about Trump there?
* “Look, buddy, fashion might have taught you so much, but you’re still an idiot.”
* If you think fashion’s so great, how about wearing some when you go out in public.