QUICKSAND!
Avoid it.
AUDIO: MINNESOTA DEPT. OF TRANSPORTATION VOTING FOR ON-HOLD MUSIC
Well… it’s better than Nickelback.
IT’S CURLING NOW
Suck it, pickleball.
ROBBER USES GOOGLE TRANSLATE TO ROB SPANISH RESTAURANT
Hola, dame tu dinero. Repite, por favor.
WORLD CHEESE CHAMPION NAMED: BEEMSTER ROYAL GRAND CRU
For cheese that’s keen, sir / Ask for Beemster!
SOUTHWEST AIRLINES TO CLEAN ONLY THE EXPENSIVE SEATS
Sorry, plebes.
IF YOU FALL INTO THE CROCODILE PIT AT DISNEY WORLD… SAYANORA!
This is a fast, turbulent ride. Hang on to your baby.
MAN STEALS FLAMINGO FROM THE FLAMINGO HOTEL
Flight risk.