AIRPLANE BRAWL OVER LOUD BOOM BOX
Girl fight!
ZOO FEEDS KOALA TO A MOUNTAIN LION
They don’t know how he’s getting in or getting out.
COMMUTER PHONE JAMMER CAUGHT
He just wanted some peace and quiet during his commute,
AVALANCHE EXPERT KILLED BY IRONY
Died in an avalanche.
NAKED MAN WALKS INTO HOUSE, DANGLES FROM TREE
Drugs are suspected.
ROBIN HOOD GIVES DRINKS TO THE POOR
Unfortunately, they were all patrons of IHOP.
4-YEAR-OLD SHOOTS MOM FROM THE BACK SEAT
A .45 caliber gun.
THE FIRST ALL-WATER BAR
In Minneapolis.
DRIVER WANTED TO FINISH JOINT BEFORE BEING PULLED OVER
He knew he’d be going to jail.
POLICE CHASE "JUST MARRIED" VEHICLE
The driver ‘just had a life crisis and a lot on his mind.’