BATMAN STEALS BEER

Police in Salamanca, New York, are looking for a costumed crusader who apparently has a thirst for Budweiser beer. A man wearing a Batman costume and a Captain America mask walked into a convenience store Tuesday afternoon and stole 2 18-packs of Budweiser, valued at $33.18. The man’s image was caught on a surveillance camera inside the store. Police are still trying to determine the masked man’s alter-ego.
* He wasn’t Captain America or Batman. He was Robbin’.
* The cowl must have been at the cleaners.
* If you just appeared in that awful “Batman vs Superman,” you’d be drinking too.
* Wow, if you’re going to get all dressed up, at least take the imported beer.
* I see Batman as more of a Heineken drinker.
* And that goody-goody Captain America? Probably never drinks anything stronger than a wine cooler.
* Wait, he had on a Batman costume plus a Captain America mask? That’s just kinky.
* I don’t know if the super-heroes clashed but his fashion sure did.
* If I were the police I’d check out those guys in Times Square.
* 36 Budweisers, huh? Sounds like my weekends in college.
* Sheesh. The REAL Batman and Captain America could carry WAY more than 36 cans.