AUDIO: TEACHER CALLS STUDENT DUMB
“Your purpose in life will be to have sex and have babies.”
WEDDING RINGS TOSSED INTO THE TRASH, FOUND
It’s the husband’s fault, of course.
COLLEGE LOCKDOWN OVER LIGHT SABER
Mistaken for a rifle.
BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MASSACHUSETTS RAP BATTLERS
Wanna spit some bars?
WOMAN FIGHTS TO KEEP PET ALLIGATOR IN HOUSE
It’s ok – she trained him not to bite.
COP HELPS WONDER WOMAN AND CAPTAIN AMERICA AFTER CAR BREAKDOWN
The two were on their way to entertain at a children’s party.
AUDIO: DREAMLINER PILOT SEATS TEND TO COME LOOSE
But only during landing, so OK then.
MOM DUMPS OUT OF CONTROL SON OFF AT HOSPITAL
“This kid is rude and ungovernable! I do not want him in my house at all!”
BIGGEST MCDONALD'S CLOSES TO BUILD A BIGGER BIGGEST MCDONALD'S
In Orlando, Florida.
MISSISSIPPI BILL WOULD REQUIRE TEACHERS TO GRADE PARENTS
Grading parents. Great idea.