HAMSTER CHECKING OFF ITS BUCKET LIST
Chicago hamster getting a nice send-off.
WHOPPER PATTIES STOLEN
While the driver was sleeping.
ARBY'S OCEAN MEAT SANDWICHES
Mmmm… ocean meat.
EXECUTIVE BEHIND CALIFORNIA GAS LEAK GETS $3 MILLION BONUS
But a $130,000 fine.
DOG BRINGS HOME BAG OF MARIJUANA
Good boy!
STRIPPER BITES MAN IN CROTCH
In Wisconsin.
PEEING WOMAN FALLS OFF NEW YORK ROOFTOP
Falls two stories mid-whiz.
MAN DRIVES SIX MILES WITH WIFE ON THE ROOF
He had no idea that his wife was up there, not at first.
JIMMY JOHN'S DELIVERY GUY HOPS OVER TRAIN TO MAKE FAST DELIVERY
While carrying his bike.
SPIDER-MAN WEARS COSTUME TO COURT
The judge was not impressed, for some reason.