MEN BRING DEAD DEER INTO WALMART

Two men were asked to leave the Walmart in Short Pump, Virginia, this week after they put a dead deer in a shopping cart and rolled it into the store. A witness says the deer was hit by a car on a nearby street. The men cleaned the deer off the road and planned to have a friend come pick it up and carry it away. However, it was cold Tuesday night, so to keep warm, the men went inside the Walmart and took the deer with them while they waited for their friend. Shoppers weren’t happy, so a manager asked the men to leave – and to take their dead deer with them.
* I thought Walmart would do anything for a buck.
* “Hey, fellas – what aisle are the dead deer in?”
* Walmart’s the home of the Price Rollback, but this time they wanted the guys to rollback outside.
* They were told to take their dead deer and stuff it.
* “Go on – hoof it out of here!”
* Maybe the deer ran into a cross country race. (Did you see that video?)
* I feel sorry for the next customer to use the shopping cart.
* I can almost hear you over the airwaves asking why the town’s called Short Pump. Am I right?
* This is why God created Wikipedia, folks.
* Here’s the exact quote about the town: “It was named for the short handled pump that was located beneath the porch of a tavern located there.” Well, that’s good enough for me.