MAN STABS FATHER WHO WANTED TO CIRCUMCISE HIM

A 20-year-old Miami, Florida, man stabbed his father in the neck, angry that his father wanted to circumcise him. According to a police report, Alex Fultz’s father was asleep in his bedroom Sunday when Fultz, armed with a knife, entered and stabbed his father in the neck. The father was flown to a hospital to be treated for a stab wound. Fultz later surrendered to police. He told police that he was angry at his father because he wanted to cut the foreskin on Fultz’s penis, and Fultz was scared that it would hurt. Fultz said his father didn’t listen to him and didn’t want to take him to a urologist, so Fultz stabbed him because he was angry. Police said Fultz has been diagnosed as schizophrenic, bipolar and autistic.
* And a goyim.
* Schizophrenic, bipolar, and autistic? Stop. You had me at “schizophrenic.”
* Although, to be fair, you don’t have to be crazy to not want your dad to this.
* I bet from now on, the dad makes sure Alex is taking his medication.
* Damn, is anybody in Florida not crazy?
* I would change that one sentence to, “He was angry at his father because HE THOUGHT his father wanted to cut his foreskin.”
* Although it is Florida. Maybe his father is crazy too.
* No urologist? What was the plan – a home procedure with an X-acto knife?
* “Son, this is going to hurt me a lot more than it’s going to hurt you.” “You got that right! Just wait ’til you go to sleep.”
* Fultz didn’t want his putz futzed.
* Their relationship is on the chopping block.
* Imagine Fultz’s penis overhearing this discussion. Talk about shrinkage.