AUDIO: MAN STABBED OVER UNWILLINGNESS TO COMMIT

Police in Roseville, Michigan, said a 39-year-old man and 29-year-old woman, who had met on the internet, were in bed together Sunday evening when the woman asked the man to commit to a serious relationship. The man said he wasn’t willing to do so after just two dates. Police said he rolled over in bed and she suddenly started stabbing him, nine times in his back and neck. He is expected to recover. The woman was arrested.
* Now we know which one of them should be committed.
* Here’s a comforting thought: she had to have the knife by the bed, to be prepared for a negative answer.
* “Wait, let me rethink my answer.”
* The key phrase here is “met on the internet.”
* Well, actually the key phrase would have to be that she stabbed him nine times.
* Up ’til then he was congratulating himself on how quick he got her into bed.
* The man is expected to recover but it could be a while before he tries dating again.
* Try having the next couple of initial dates in public places.
* Look, I know it’s only January but we could have the Psycho Chick of the Year here.
* Now she wants him to be her prison pen pal.
CLIP: A cuckoo clock.