NAKED MAN SAYS "CLOTHES TOOK OFF RUNNING WITHOUT ME"

A naked Pensacola, Florida, man was tased and arrested Sunday for threatening a sheriff’s deputy with a screwdriver. Charles William Raulerson, 52, was reported as a suspicious person standing naked at a car wash around 5:40 a.m. Sunday. When deputies arrived on scene, they reported they saw Raulerson without pants on and blaring music from his vehicle. Deputies asked Raulerson to put his clothes on, to which he responded “they took off running by themselves without me.” Deputies reportedly asked Raulerson to sit in his vehicle because he was naked, at which point Raulerson allegedly grabbed a screwdriver and threatened the officer.
* “Attention all units – naked man is threatening to screw the deputy.”
* Not even a drink first?
* At least he didn’t have the tire iron from the trunk.
* In the law enforcement version of “Rock, Paper, Scissors,” Taser beats Screwdriver every time.
* Wow, how bad is your body odor when your clothes take off running without you?
* Was it a running suit?
* This is one of the traits of humanity: When we get wasted it leads directly to the decision to strip down.
* There’s “Naked and Afraid”, and then there’s “Naked and Totally Whacked”.
* You could say it was really early Sunday morning, but it was more like really late Saturday night.
* At least work in the setting – say the car wash machines took your clothes.