AIRLINE PRESIDENT RECOMMENDS GETTING A SPARE RESERVATION DURING FLIGHT REDUCTION
Flighty.
FLORIDA MAN AVOIDS RITUAL SACRIFICE
As one does.
MAN REALLY NEEDS BATHROOM, PULLS KNIFE
Rough going.
THE CUSTOMS AGENT SANDWICH ASSAULT TRIAL
What baloney.
THE PURDUE PEANUT BUTTER MAN
Call in an APB…&J.
HEALTH CARE COMPANY TELLS 500 CUSTOMERS THAT THEY ARE DEAD
I feel happy… I feel ha—(clunk)
WOMAN LOSES LAWSUIT OVER BEING CALLED A “KAREN”
Short temper.
ARRESTED BANK ROBBER ASKS TO PUT STOLEN MONEY IN PRISON ACCOUNT
Is that how it works?
HARVARD IMPLEMENTING TOUGHER GRADING POLICY; STUDENTS CRY
“I skipped classes on Monday, and I was just sobbing in bed because I felt like I try so hard in my classes.” – Actual quote.