STANDARD TIME VS. DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
A long time coming.
MAN RESCUED FROM PORTA POTTY – TRAPPED UNDER THE SEAT
Perhaps he misunderstood the instructions.
SCHOOL TO BE FIRST TO GET HUMANOID ROBOT TEACHER
Danger, Will Robinson!
CAT LEADS COPS TO SUSPECT
Cat —-> Burglar
MILITARY TO BEGIN TESTOSTERONE CHECKS
This is perfectly ok.
TEXAS WOMAN FLOODS APARTMENT PRACTICING POLE DANCING
There are easier ways to wash down the pole.
FLORIDA RESTAURANT OFFERS PIZZA FOR A PYTHON
Hold the anchovies.
MAN ROBS BANK WITH A KITTEN
Cat burglar!
FLORIDA MAN STOPS TO DO PUSHUPS DURING ESCAPE FROM COPS
Drop and give me seven to ten, five with good behavior.