NAKED MAN TERRORIZES HOBBY LOBBY
And I hollered, “‘Don’t look, Ethel!’ But it was too late – she done been incensed.”
PRIVATE PLANE LANDS ITSELF
“Does anybody know how to land an airplane?” Doesn’t matter anymore!
BOYS 12, 11 AND 8 STEAL CAR, CRASH INTO HOUSE
Grand Theft Puberty.
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS ARE MOVING TO KANSAS CITY
Whoa, whoa, fellas— why such a drastic move?
POP-TARTS OFFERS LIVE VOTING FOR TARTS TEAM SACRIFICE
Does this not strike anybody as odd?
CAMEL KICKS CHRISTMAS WORSHIPER IN THE FACE
I’d walk a mile to avoid a Camel.
TESLA OWNERS BUYING ESCAPE TOOLS
Tesla: Dare To Drive
TEXAS SUING TV MAKERS FOR SPYING ON VIEWERS
“The TV is watching YOU.” – Yakov Smirnoff