SNAKE HUNTER WRESTLES HUGE SNAKE ACROSS RED ANT HILL
If it were easy, everyone would be doing it.
ASSAULT WITH PORK CHOP
How many Florida food assaults cant here be in one day?
MAN WITH A HARP JUMPS INTO RIVER
Strung out.
MOONSHINER BUSTED
Still and all.
DE-ICING FLUID SOAKS A PASSENGER INSIDE A JET
Pack a wetsuit.
BUS DRIVER GOES ROGUE
Where’s Sandra Bullock when you need her?
THE QUESO-SYRUP-MILK VANDAL
School daze.
THE WINDIEST CITY
Suck it, Chicago.