NO, GOD NO! OREO BEER!

A brewing company in Virginia has released a craft beer fermented in hundreds of pounds of Oreo cookies. The Veil Brewing Company, based in Richmond, Virginia, took their “Hornswoggler” milk stout and conditioned it using the Oreo cookies to create the “Hornswoggler with Oreos.” The brewery said in an Instagram post: “If you like Oreo cookies, this is a must try.” In fact, it was such a must-try that they only made a limited quantity of 16-ounce cans on Jan. 24 and quickly sold out, although small amounts are still available on draft at the brewery.
* Could we have a moment of silence for those tragically sacrificed Oreos?
* The Veil Brewing Company? More like Vile Brewing Company.
* Do they know “Hornswoggler” means one who bamboozles or perpetrates a hoax?
* You can resign now, President Trump. The terrorists have won.
* Can you dunk your beer in milk?
* Oreos and beer. I feel so violated.
* I love both of them, but not like this.
* Does Virginia have legalized marijuana? Because this sounds like a stoner idea.
* “Dude, it’s such a hassle to sip a beer and then nibble a cookie. Why not do it all at the same time?”