COLLEGE KID RECEIVES CARE PACKAGE FULL OF GARBAGE

Connor Cox, a student at Westminster College in western Pennsylvania received a care package from his mother shortly after beginning his second semester of school. Expecting food and other goodies, Connor opened the package only to find it stuffed to the brim with garbage. Connor had forgotten to take out the trash from his room before he headed back to school after Christmas break, so his mom decided to mail it to him.
* And don’t expect to move home into the basement after you graduate either, Connor. Your mom’s a hard-ass.
* The joke is on Connor’s mom. His room is clean, and he didn’t do it.
* I bet his next report card is also garbage.
* All that money for tuition. Why try and screw things up?
* After all, these are the kids you’re counting on to live with in your old age.
* Wait, a young person forgot to clean his room? When does that ever happen?
* I’ll you what a hard ass this mother is. If you had a marble statue of her butt it wouldn’t be any harder.
* PHONE TOPIC: The time my mom taught me a lesson.