5TH GRADER LOVE NOTE
“If you liked me it would be my first ever victory.”
WOMAN DELIVERS BABY AT WALMART
The baby wanted self check-out.
UPHILL SKIING
Exactly as it sounds.
PUMPKIN RECORD SET
One ton + 261 pounds.
AUDIO: THE STRANGEST POLITICAL AD YOU WILL EVER HEAR
Admits to sexting a 17-year-old boy.
GROOM'S MOM LOST IN THE WOODS
They found her four hours later.
HURRICANE MATTHEW UNCOVERS CANNONBALLS ON THE BEACH
From the Civil War.
MAN TO GET BERNIE SANDERS TATTOO REMOVED FROM PENIS
Feel the Bern.
RESTAURANT PROMOTION BACKFIRES
Ruth’s Chris Steak House in Ann Arbor, Michigan.