MAN RUNS OVER HIMSELF, TRUCK CRASHES INTO HOUSE
Alcohol was involved.
THE WD-40 CREAKY DOOR APP FOR HALLOWEEN
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
LAS VEGAS CASINO JUST FOR THE CHINESE
It’s been feng shui-ed til next Tuesday.
TUFTS COLLEGE WILL CALL THE COPS ON OFFENSIVE COSTUMES
So much for college rebellion.
MAN DRESSED AS TREE BLOCKS TRAFFIC
Oh, yes, there are puns.
WOMAN GETS MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE SENT BY HER FATHER 56 YEARS AGO
And it cost her some money.
MAN RUNS ACROSS U.S. IN 42 DAYS
Previous record was 46 days.
WOMAN SUING KFC OVER HALF-FULL BUCKET OF CHICKEN
How come it’s not overflowing out of the bucket?
STADIUM BATHROOMS FAIL FOR 100,000
At the Alabama – Texas A&M game.
FALSE ALARM OF CHILD LEFT IN HOT CAR
Woman ends up with broken car windows.