SMUGGLING BUDGIES
And the other parakeet says, “Yeah, but did you see the size of that worm?”
AIRLINES CLAIM WINDOWLESS SEAT IS STILL A WINDOW SEAT
And will charge you extra for it.
AMUSEMENT PARK VANDALS SURRENDER TO POLICE
Tom Hanks needs to kick some ass.
FIGHTING DEER CRASH THROUGH WINDOW INTO BASEMENT
A night in the ruts.
WAYMO TAKING SELF-DRIVING TAXIS TO THE HIGHWAY
What can go wrong? Please limit your answer to 100 words.
CONDUCTOR TELLS KIDS TO GO AHEAD, CRAWL UNDER STOPPED TRAIN
Train up a child.
FLORIDA MAN JUMPS OUT OF MOVING CAR, LEAVES BEHIND WIFE & THREE KIDS
Going out for cigarettes?
INSANE WIFE KILLER TO PLAY SANTA AT PUBLIC EVENT
It’s okay, he’s on his meds.
U.S. MINT STAMPS OUT THE LAST PENNY
Goodbye common cents.