MAN SUES POKEMON FOR DENYING HIM PROFESSORSHIP
They catch ’em all, even the misdemeanors.
MAN BUSTED FOR DWI WHILE PICKING UP HIS FRIEND, WHO WAS ARRESTED FOR DWI
The Drunken Circle of Life.
BREATH FRESHENER FOR DOG BREATH
Science marches on.
CAKE SET ON FIRE AFTER BOYFRIEND CHEATED
Flaming pie.
TRUCKLOAD OF 25 MILLION BEES RESCUED
Oh, honey.
DIRT SERVED AT FUNDRAISER DINNER
Mississippi Mud?
BANK ROBBER WROTE STICK-UP NOTE ON SON’S HOMEWORK
Next time, go paperless.
DEAR CHATGPT: WILL THEY KNOW IF I SMASHED THOSE CARS?
Yes. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
MAN SUES PORTA POTTY COMPANY OVER RUINED SEX LIFE
And that stinks.