MAN SHOOT SELF, SCREAMS, NEIGHBORS THINK, “MEH, IT’S NORMAL”
“It was normal for them.”
SIGN UP NOW FOR THE FLORIDA PYTHON CHALLENGE
Wakey, wakey, time for snakey.
FLORIDA MAN PRETENDS TO BE A LAWYER
I think most of them do anyway.
LEGO THIEF GETS 45 YEARS
Guy’s a few bricks shy of a load.
YOU COULD WIN A FREE JEEP WRANGLER*
* some restrictions apply.
70 TEEN GIRLS RESCUED FROM TOWN SEWERS
Worst field trip ever.
DRIVER TRAPPED IN CAR BY FALLING DEER
For deer life.
MOM ALLOWS DAUGHTER TO DRIVE, GETS RUN OVER
Them’s the brakes.