DISNEY EMPLOYEE SAVES AUDIENCE FROM GIANT “INDIANA JONES” BOULDER
Nice try, Lao Che.
LOBSTER RUSTLERS!
Maybe they all made a break for it for the tank.
MCDONALD’S MCRIB LAWSUIT
Wait’ll they examine the milkshakes.
SPEEDING DRIVER CRASHES THROUGH FENCE, IS EJECTED INTO POOL
Making a splash.
FIREWOOD COMPANY BURNS
Up in smoke.
NAKED FLORIDA MAN ROBS MEAT MARKET
He loined his lesson.
FREAK ACCIDENT IN MCDONALD’S DRIVE THRU
Went for breakfast, now he’s toast.
MOUNTAIN RESCUE JUST SENDS UP A DRONE
Can I see a menu?