HURRICANE SEASON TO BE MILDER
One hopes.
BANK ROBBER BRINGS ALONG HIS DOG
Good boy, bad man.
COOL POLICE OFFICER CAUGHT SPINNING DONUTS IN A CRUISER
Police + Donuts = Comedy!
MAN DRIVES HIS CYBERTRUCK INTO A LAKE ON PURPOSE
Or should that be… on porpoise?
INVENTOR OF “TICKLE ME ELMO” DIES
Ha ha!!— I mean, boo-hoo.
POSSIBLE BURGLAR STUCK IN WALL FOR 10 HOURS
Wall-to-wall excitement.
LAS VEGAS HEART ATTACK GRILL CLOSING
Cardiac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac.
CALIFORNIA LOOKING INTO HIGH-SPEED BUSES
Pop quiz, hotshot.
MAN SUES POKEMON FOR DENYING HIM PROFESSORSHIP
They catch ’em all, even the misdemeanors.