MAN FALLS THROUGH ICE WHERE POLICE ARE PRACTICING WATER RESCUES
Lucky duck.
RENT-A-HUMAN: AI NEEDS YOUR BODY
Legal in Nevada.
HIGH SCHOOL REFEREE CLEARS OUT ENTIRE BLEACHER SECTION
Yer outta here!
WOMAN TRAPPED IN CAR WASH FOR AN HOUR
Foamer? I hardly knew her.
150-YEAR-OLD BOTTLE OF OLD WEST BOOZE FOUND, TASTED
See what the boys in the back room will have.
PEPSI REDUCES THE PRICE OF SNACKS
The chips are down!
911 CALLED OVER STICKY BUNS
Mom said I could have it.
COSMETIC INJECTIONS USE CADAVER FAT
A fat lot of good it’ll do you.
MAN STRIPS NAKED ON UNIVERSAL STUDIOS TRAM TOUR
I’m ready for my closeup.
GOVERNMENT MARRIAGE BOOTCAMP
Moonies.