PILOT OF BLOWN DOOR AIRPLANE SUES BOEING
Stay classy, Boeing.
U.S. GOVERNMENT: DRINK MORE
Here’s to you, Dr. Oz!
FLORIDA MAN IN G-STRING AND A BRA WITH IMPLANTS
And a gun. It is Florida, of course.
THIEF RETURNS STOLEN MANDOLINS
What else are you gonna do with them?
SHOULD THE COWBOY HAT BE AMERICA’S NATIONAL HAT?
What hath Taylor Sheridan wrought?
MONKEY IN A MUSIC SHOP
People say he monkeyed around.
OLDEST KNOWN HOSTESS TWINKIE TURNS 50
And it doesn’t look a day over 30.
14-YEAR-OLD RUNS FOR GOVERNOR OF VERMONT
Bro is delulu. 6-7.