WOMAN RUN OVER BY CHRISTMAS PARADE FLOAT
Grandma got run over …
GLOW-IN-THE-DARK BEER
Mmm… jellyfish.
TUPAC, ROBIN WILLIAMS ARRESTED IN DRUG BUST
What are the odds?
FAMILY DOLLAR ASSISTANT MANAGER ROBS OWN STORE
Arrested when he returned to the scene of the crime.
THE PACKING PIGEON BANDIT
He’s pigeon-toed.
MAN EATS 5-1/2 POUND BURRITO
On purpose.
SANTA TELLS KID TO "LAY OFF THE BURGERS AND FRENCH FRIES"
Yeah, but the kid was 9.
STARBUCKS PLANNING YUUUUUUGE EXPANSION
Resistance is futile.