WOMAN ARRESTED FOR WANTING FRESH FRENCH FRIES

In Brooklyn Park, Minnesota, a woman named Eiram Chanel Amir Dixson pulled up to the drive-thru window at a Wendy’s last Thursday afternoon and asked that her French Fries be fresh. This somehow prompted an argument between Dixson and Wendy’s employees, during which she says the Wendy’s workers “started to reach through the drive-thru window, so one employee threw a soda at her.” At that point, Dixson grabbed a can of Mace, and started spraying it through the drive-thru window. Dixson was charged with a felony for her use of the tear gas.
* She goes to drive-thrus with Mace? Tough neighborhood!
* Ooo, fresh French fries, we have a regular connoisseur!
* “Hold on one more moment, madam, and we shall have your garden-fresh catsup prepared as you wait.”
* Aren’t all fast food French fries always fresh? Is there something someone’s not telling me?
* “At Wendy’s, the customer is always … a jerk!”
* You don’t fight with fast food customers – you give them what they want. After you lick it.