WOMAN ROBS BANKS IN PAJAMAS

Utah police are searching for a woman in pajama bottoms who tried to rob five banks in a 90-minute period Saturday. The woman struck the banks in Salt Lake County between 9:20 a.m. and noon. She also hit a bank on Friday afternoon. The woman handed a teller at each bank a note demanding money, but never displayed a weapon. Police say the woman netted cash in five of the robberies. She ran out of one bank Saturday empty handed apparently after becoming spooked.
* Who drove the getaway bed?
* In pajamas? Police are searching ever Walmart in the county.
* In pajamas? If there was ever an opportunity to invoke the Ambien Defense, this is it.
* “I did WHAT???”
* One bank sound the alarm and she had the nerve to say, “Can you hit the snooze button?”
* She robbed 5 banks in 90 minutes and was ready to go back to bed by noon.
* Police have got to get to the pajama bottoms of this.
* I’ve heard of dressing casually but this is ridiculous.
* Okay, that’s it. From now on we’re giving bank robbers a dress code.