COLLEGE DATING GOES HIGH TECH
Matchmaking 101.
MICHIGAN STURGEON SEASON ENDS AFTER 48 MINUTES
Pretty crappie for the fishermen.
MAN SENDS OUT POSTCARDS AFTER HIS DEATH
“I’m dead, and I really liked you.”
AUDIO: IGUANA TACOS
Don’t forget the iguana egg guacamole.
FIRE-JUGGLING UNICYCLIST IN CROSSWALK
Hell on wheel.
SOMEONE GOT A TATTOO AT WENDY’S
Sir, this isn’t an Arby’s.
WISCONSIN SERIAL POOPER CAUGHT ON DRONE
They found diddly squat.
PHILADELPHIA ART MUSEUM IS NOW PHILADELPHIA MUSEUM OF ART AGAIN
They’re the same picture.
EX-EMPLOYEE BREAKS INTO LITTLE CAESAR’S, SELLS PIZZAS, POCKETS CASH
Clever plan, too much work.