MAN SUES CARNIVAL CRUISE OVER HOT DECK
Hot damn.
CLIMBER RESCUED FROM 16,000 POUND BOULDER
Rock rolled.
AQUARIUM CLOSURE SENDS MERMAID WALKING
Iowa hates mermaids.
NEW SPORT: CHESSBOXING
It’s no skeet surfing.
DOG SHOOTS STRANGER AT CONVENIENCE STORE
The dogs of war.
MAN CUTS PICKLEBALL NETS
Spoil sport.
MARRIAGE NIGHT AT THE AAA BALLGAME
It’s going… it’s going… it’s gone!
PARENTS BRAWL AT KINDERGARTEN GRADUATION
Old school.
TRADER JOE’S GUMMY WORMS CAUSE POOPING
Fiberpalooza.
FLORIDA GROOM PUNCHES THE MINISTER
The wedding planner didn’t plan this!