WOMAN BLAMES CAR CRASH ON BIGFOOT
It was chasing deer on the highway.
94-YEAR-OLD WOMAN HONORED FOR 44 YEARS AT MCDONALD'S
As old as some of the ketchup packs.
NASA TO CRASH SPACESHIP INTO ASTEROID
Can we change an asteroid’s trajectory?
ROBBER A FASHION DISASTER
Leopard print robe, orange Crocs.
FORMER ASTRONAUT HAS THEORY ABOUT ALIENS
They haven’t been here, yet.
FLORIDA MAN EATS PANCAKES, STOPS TRAFFIC
’cause he was in the crosswalk, you see.
DRUNK MAN DISRUPTS "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST"
Jailer says, “Be our guest.”
FLORIDA: GIANT MONITOR LIZARDS NOW
Officials trapped a 4-footer.