TEACHER RESIGNS TO BECOME FULL-TIME LICE HUNTER
She’ll make a fortune.
AUDIO: MAN FOUND STORING LARGE QUANTITIES OF BLOOD
In an apartment.
CRANKY NEIGHBOR PULLS PLUG ON BOUNCY HOUSE DURING PARTY
With kids inside.
ROMANTIC GUY BRINGS GIRLFRIEND A BUNDLE OF KALE
Thought it was a flower.
ASSAULT WITH PORK FRIED RICE
The red sauce “burned a little.”
THIEVES STEAL HUGE INFLATABLE OBSTACLE COURSE
Inflatable American ninja warriors?
TEXAS APPROVES HUNTING FERAL HOGS FROM A HOT AIR BALLOON
By dropping anvils?
ONE MOM COMPLAINS ABOUT SCHOOL BUS DRIVER BUYING ICE CREAM FOR THE KIDS
Think of the children!
TWO DUMB MILLENNIALS SPEND 48 HOURS AT WALMART
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