WHITE STUDENTS TOLD TO STOP WEARING HOOP EARRINGS
Yep, racist.
LAWYER, LAWYER, PANTS ON FIRE
Lawyer’s pants catch fire during closing argument.
STARBUCKS: 20 MORE PER STORE
Just do it.
GREAT GRANDMA SLUGGED RIGHT IN THE BREADBASKET
Key phrase: “You’re the bitch.”
WOMAN MISCONSTRUES MEANING OF STOLEN WINDCHIMES
“Our mom died and liked butterflies”
TWO ARRESTED IN MASSIVE DIAPER THEFT
Number 1 and Number 2 Most Wanted
30,000 POUNDS OF CAT LITTER SPILL
In the rain.
ART MUSEUM GUARD CLOBBERED OVER CROOKED PAINTING
A study in black (and blue).
FOUNDER OF WAFFLE HOUSE DIES
He was 97.