STEAKHOUSE CANNIBAL

A woman eating lunch at Peter Luger Steakhouse in Brooklyn, New York, took a bite out of another diner’s arm Sunday. After biting the 50-year-old woman, the suspect fled the restaurant. First responders treated the victim at the scene. Police said the attack appeared to be unprovoked, and they are still looking for the steakhouse biter.
* Did they check out back?
* Maybe the attacker wanted aged meat.
* Even Hannibal Lecter thinks this is over the top.
* Maybe the portions are getting smaller, and the lady was still hungry.
* “Could I get some steak sauce over here?”