TWO GUYS DIG UP GRANDMA FOR BURIED VALUABLES

In Inez, Kentucky, James Howard, 33, and his friend Tea Jay Luster, 26, dug up the casket of Howard’s grandmother 15 years after she was laid to rest. Police said a tip led them to the alleged gravediggers, who confessed to trying to dig Emily Howard out of her crypt to steal and sell her jewelry. However, according to family members, the only thing in her coffin when they buried her was a porcelain doll and six pictures. According to the family, James has had ongoing drug problems. The two, who failed to break into the coffin, were arrested Tuesday and charged with violating a grave.
* Grandma, what long fingernails you have!
* Maybe they were after the porcelain doll? Some sort of voodoo thing.
* Folks, don’t do this to your relatives. Dig up somebody rich, like a Rockefeller or a Vanderbilt.
* That tip the police received? The phone call was traced … TO THE CEMETERY!
* It’s a great ad for the coffin company: “15 Years and Still Going Strong!”