DISGRUNTLED TRUCKER SLAMS INTO THE BUNNY RANCH
Oh, brothel!
THIEVES STEAL HUGE INFLATABLE OBSTACLE COURSE
Inflatable American ninja warriors?
TEXAS APPROVES HUNTING FERAL HOGS FROM A HOT AIR BALLOON
By dropping anvils?
ONE MOM COMPLAINS ABOUT SCHOOL BUS DRIVER BUYING ICE CREAM FOR THE KIDS
Think of the children!
TWO DUMB MILLENNIALS SPEND 48 HOURS AT WALMART
Find the key word in that headline.
AUDIO: WIN YOUR WEIGHT IN SHRIMP
Up to 250 pounds
WOMAN DIDN'T KNOW JELLY BEANS HAVE SUGAR
And, therefore, is suing.
AUDIO: TRUCK CRASHES INTO BACKSIDE OF ANALTECH BUILDING
Leaving a hole and releasing an odor.
WOMAN ARRESTED FOR WANTING FRESH FRENCH FRIES
Is that so wrong?