UNITED MADE WOMAN PEE IN A CUP
You should have thought of that before we left.
IHOP WAITRESS PULLS KNIFE ON FAMILY AFTER POOR SERVICE COMPLAINT
Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Stabby.
GIRL GETS COLLEGE DEGREE BEFORE FINISHING HIGH SCHOOL
Community College, but still.
CHEERLEADER ARRESTED FOR UNIFORM THEFT
And filing a false report.
COLLEGE FINALS DE-STRESSERS
Play-Doh and glitter.
10-YEAR-OLD GIRL PRIED OPEN ALLIGATOR JAWS TO FREE HERSELF
The difference between a native and a tourist.
FIREWORKS OREOS
It’s like a fireworks show in your mouth.
BACHELOR PARTY FINDS DEAD BODY IN RENTED RV
Road trip thwarted.
MAN EXPOSES SELF AT CHURCH
“The Lord told me to do it.”