CATTLE RUSTLERS OUT WEST
Rustlers!
CLARINET MISTAKEN FOR WEAPON
Duly noted.
DRUNK RACCOON IS A REPEAT OFFENDER
Virginia: lawless hellhole.
MENTAL HEALTH EXEC GOES BANANAS
Great advertising.
WAYMO CAR ARRIVES WITH MAN IN THE TRUNK
Free hitchhker with every order.
AUDIO: CANDIDATE SINGS MR. ROGERS SONG
Won’t you be his neighbor?
CAR THIEF SAID HE WAS “BEAMED” INTO THE CAR
Star πΜΆπΜΆπΜΆπΜΆ Wrek
DALLAS TORNADO SIRENS PLAY SPONGE BOB THEME FOR AN HOUR
And everybody had a good chuckle.