MISSING BOY FOUND ASLEEP ON THE ROOF
11-year-old didn’t want to go to camp.
WOMAN LEADS COPS ON CHASE, ENDS WHEN SHE NEEDED A CIGARETTE
Stuck her head out of the sunroof for a puff.
THE SHE SHED
… he said.
MAN CHANGES LAST NAME TO TRUMP
Ernesto Baeza Trump.
CIA AGENTS FIRED FOR STEALING FROM SNACK MACHINE
Spies like us.
AUDIO: SON GIVES MOM A GLAMOUR PHOTO SHOOT
Creep factor: 8.5
JUDGE CHASES AFTER SUSPECT WHO BOLTED
Swift Justice.
MAN PUT MOUSETRAP IN HIS MAILBOX
He caught the mailman.